Divine

Crafting the Ultimate Divine Tagline

In a thoughtful, yet not-too-serious moment, I found myself pondering an unconventional question: If God were to hire a marketing agent to design His sacred tagline, what might it look like? Sure, God’s brand is timeless, after all, He's been around forever. Yet, even the Creator wishes to make sure His message resonates with today’s fast-paced, ever-evolving world.

Surely, the astute Creator would understand the core principles of effective taglines: memorable, customer-centric, emotionally engaging, and evoking a positive feeling. So, what tagline would Almighty’s innovative marketing agent, ChatGPT, create? Here are suggestions for Divine consideration:

  • "God: The Original Influencer"

  • "Join the Divine Club – Everyone’s Welcome"

  • "Faith: The Ultimate Power-Up"

  • "God: Turning Chaos into Creation Since the Beginning"

  • "God: Where Miracles Happen"

And then, of course, there is the simple elegance of Sacred One's existing tagline: "I AM." Concise, meaningful, and timeless, there is really nothing more memorable than that!

 -Sister Nancy Wales, CSJ

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